Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Blackwater Prince Overthrows Burma Junta




Wednesday May 14, 2008 Bangcock, Thailand
Special Report

THE PRINCE DOES A TRULY ADMIRABLE CHRISTIAN DEED

Eric Prince, founder of Blackwater and a fierce fighter for Christian Rights had an epiphany that Christianity is about Christ and Christ is about loving mankind. As a pro-active Christian, he said, earlier today, I could no longer watch the horror of the evil Burma junta continue in the face of the Cyclone disaster. My blood curdled when I saw them keeping the supplies for themselves while the people they controlled died of starvation and diseases because they wanted to hold on to their miserable power.

Over 100,000 Blackwater mercenary soldiers parachuted into Rangoon at daybreak, dressed like buddhist monks. It was reported that when the Burmese soldiers saw them they quaked with fear thinking that a great retribution was about to come upon them sent by Buddha. They murdered all the Junta's secret police and they put the whole ruling junta along with their families against their stronghold palace walls and machine gunned the lot down.

The reborn soldiers welcomed the Blackwater Buddhists. And together they started to get aid to the masses of victims of the cyclone.

Throughout the world leaders praised Eric Prince for his action. At the UN later in the morning in a special session, they voted to give him the highest humanitarian award available.

Christians could be heard blessing Prince's name throughout the world.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

The Second Coming Has Come and Gone


He came and then stuck around for a while being the steward to the "dumb" animals who were the only ones who could see him or communicate with him. "There was not even one 'good' man", said Jesus Cohen--Joseph his father must have had a last name and he was probably a Cohen--"so no man was there who saw me."

"Those that say they are my followers are too busy spewing their opinions. And those that are in the business of trying to convert 'infidels' have nothing in their heart except to add to their church's roster. Those there are who damn and curse others who look different to them, who do different to them and who are "damned" according to the followers of their leaders, like ol' John Calvin, or Martin Luther, and a lot of the others who thought that they and they alone had the key to all understanding. But the truly good man and the wise one, will know all these things in his heart.

"Not even Mother Theresa saw me because she was so involved in caring for the poor and following the edicts of the Kings who live in palaces. And they who run the rich powerful governments of christianity will never see me nor hear me. Their hearts are filled with their own nonsense. Imagine what a bunch of morons they are--corrupt and smelly--convinced that by imposing what they want on others they are following Poppa's will. When I get back I am going to tell Peter what I saw. He might laugh; he might cry.

The Jews have their nose buried in their Torah as they always have and have never been able to peer over the top of their bottle spectacles to see anything but the scratching on the scroll.

The Moslems, much like the Christians, are very busy at praying and following their book--kind of like the Jews; they too have their nose buried in the moldy manuscripts--they didn't see me.

It hurts me to say this but there is almost not a single human who has followed or even understood what I said. Jeez, I thought I was talking in the simplest of words so that even a child could understand me. Everyone has distorted my words and spent centuries coming up with absurd constructs to interpret what I said. And it is all so simple.

It pains me to see the poverty and suffering before me. And it riles me to see the rich get fatter and looser and more idiotic. They hold up idols of themselves and they are so carried by the celebrities leading them by their nose that all they crave for is the same kind of life as they.

But the animals, now that is a different story. See at one time man could see them clearly and understand their want, in the Garden, before people got so enamored of the taste of blood. Pops will not like what I have to tell him abut the animals; nor for that matter about how man has totally screwed up the earth; they have shat upon His creation--and done it everywhere, even in the coldest poles. After He hears about all this, he will completely give up on this planet and move on to those that he has newly filled with life and hope that they turn out better. He is depressed that his experiments never seem to work. He is thinking now that maybe he will fill one world with the pre-historic creatures and the insects and plants that lived with them. He is thinking about calling it the "Jurassic Planet". Then he is thinking about making another with animals only and all the plants that were on this earth in the original time. and all the bugs too.

And finally he will put his Adam and Eve lot on their own planet and let them loose on it. But they will have no animals, save for dogs, cats, mice and rats, and of course insects and viruses and bacteria, all of which they need for their mental and physical well being.

Matthew 18:2-6

2He called a little child and had him stand among them. 3And he said: "I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. 4Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

5"And whoever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. 6But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.

For the Lamb at the center of the throne will be their shepherd;For the Lamb at the center of the throne will be their shepherd;



Matthew 21:16

16"Do you hear what these children are saying?" they asked him.
"Yes," replied Jesus, "have you never read,
" 'From the lips of children and infants
you have ordained praise'[a]?"

Matthew 11:25

25At that time Jesus said, "I praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and learned, and revealed them to little children.



LUKE 17

21At that time Jesus, full of joy through the Holy Spirit, said, "I praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and learned, and revealed them to little children. Yes, Father, for this was your good pleasure.

20And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:

21Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

22And he said unto the disciples, The days will come, when ye shall desire to see one of the days of the Son of man, and ye shall not see it.

23And they shall say to you, See here; or, see there: go not after them, nor follow them.

24For as the lightning, that lighteneth out of the one part under heaven, shineth unto the other part under heaven; so shall also the Son of man be in his day.

25But first must he suffer many things, and be rejected of this generation.

26And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.

27They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

28Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;

29But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

30Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

31In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

32Remember Lot's wife.

33Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

34I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.

35Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

36Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

37And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.

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The Mackerel Times

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We’re all afraid to look like fools. Now, isn’t that just the most idiotic thing? Why do we care what others think about us? Well, I guess we are after all pack animals, more like dogs than cats. We need love and approval. Cats need a warm place to lie, food, drink, something to chase, and a good stroke now and then. As editor of this “online” gazette, do I care what you might think of me? Not really. but I DO CARE about what you think of what I am saying to you. I want to scream it all out to everyone from the sacred mount and get you all off your duffs to fix the wrongs man does to others and the world at large. Please, wake up people. but that I were eighteen again, I would forgo the good times, the ivy league and would choose to be the pamphleteer anarchist and revolutionary. Yes, I am old now, and imagine, I am more angry at what I see than I did when I was twenty-five—the events were no better then either.